Story: Oga Landlord (+18)... Episode 57 - 58

Story Oga Landlord Episode 57 – 58

Story Oga Landlord Episode 57

My heartbeat paused and then resumed with heavy breathes, my hands started shaking. I stared at the girl sprawled n_ked on the bed with her legs wide spread.

I pulled out my fingers from her we-t pu-ssy and faced the door, sweating profusely. She grabbed my di-ck and aligned it to her opening, is this one head paining her?

Me: wetin you dey do?

Girl: my husband don return, do fast fast!!

Voice: roaring like injured lion open this door!! wetin you dey do inside?!.

Me: I didn’t tell you, am still a virgin. low voice

Girl: you lie, with this big thing?

Me: shey na you disvirgin me? I dey keep am for my wife.

I took her hands off my now fallen di-ck, I was drenched with mind wrecking sweats.
I quickly got hold of my boxer and slipped it on, then wore my short. Quickly put on my shirt, thunder storming slam landed on the door that vibrated resounding heavy noise round the room, I jumped in freight.

Voice: two lions combined you carry man enter inside?

Girl: honey, am coming.

I rushed to the bathroom to hide and find out that I will be fished out and deflated like a ball, I looked at the window and saw that it was caged with protector bars.
She opened the toilet door..

Girl: fine, somewhere hide.. I dey go open the door.

Me: where I go hide?

Girl: she hiss hide inside my pant na.

I quickly came out of the toilet and my phone started ringing, I cursed under my breathe.

Voice: roaring and barking altogether that man wey dey chop my wife, ooohhh! na my bare hands I go take separate your bones.

Girl: haa! Gabriel, nobody dey inside here na.

My legs started shaking and my teeth were moving in their own wills, my sac were filled with urine.
I looked at the window and saw that it wasn’t protected by any protector bars.
I didn’t know why the owner choose to, I went at the window with speed and scampered through the window. The window caught my shirt and it torn, I heard the door creaked open and I raced without looking back till I disappeared to a safe corner.

I tried catching my breathe but it wasn’t working, I was still sweating. My urine were heating like fuel, I strode to the compound toilet unit for those who came to just use the bar or restaurant and leave, I opened the bathroom door and poured two bottles of urine from my sac into the WC.

I went straight to the bar and ordered a chilled and cold bottle water, the waitress suppose know say water wey don block. She just brought cold bottle water, forgetting the chill I associated with the water. She waka go like three times before I come drain the bottle with a gulp, my body temperature come calm down.

I wrote the meeting message and sent to the forty excos with a group message, since the only number I saved in the sim are all the excos numbers alone.
I sent a message to madam Fatty and Mama Genesis to make arrangement for buffet by 3:30pm before the meeting will start by 4pm that day.

I sat back on the chair and relaxed, I ordered for a bottle of malt, I can not come and kill myself again.
I opened the cover and poured some content inside the glass, I adjusted my eyes and saw two looking rugged guys discussing at a corner of table seriously.
They looked like people that can kill or whisk human being as goat.

I swallowed and suspected something is off when one of them looked towards me, I drank the content of the malt in the glass and kept the glass. A thought entered my mind as they were looking around sharply.

I made a face and spitted the drink I have kept in my mouth for sometime, pushed the table away with the glass and bottle come tumbling on the marbled floor as they made a clashing sounds breaking into pieces.

I crunched my stomach making a face and coughing hysterically, some of the people who came to drink too off. I bit my tongue and pool of blood formed in my mouth, I started coughing out blood and laid on the floor, shutting my eyes. I ceased breathing, I heard foot-falls around me and someone started shaking my legs.

Voice1: are you okay, sir? I no even try to move

Voice2: call manager oh! person don die here.

After awhile the manager baritone voice ordered one of the worker to go get the people I came with, after some minutes I opened my eyes and saw the place is empty. I closed it back again, I no wan make mistake.

Ugochukwu: kick me with his leg common stand up my fiend!

Me: aahh! I groan in pain na so ona dey treat corpse from for ona village?

Waitress: sir, I think say you don die?

Me: and so? you no know wetin be ghost?

Bodyguard1: sir, why you pull this kind stunt?

Me: I saw some assassins, them wan kill me na the only way.

Immediately they pulled their guns looking around, the manager just dey give me angry look.

Manager: oga, you go pain for damage oh!

Me: you dey mad! You want my close this guest house, do you know who I be?

Manager: I no wan know.

Me: lemme call the governor, I threatened.

Bodyguard2: we be state security.

Me: tell am oh!

Bodyguard1: here is not safe again, lets leave here.

Four of us left the bar parlour and went inside the guest house to get our things, while we were walking in the hallway we met the body-builder walking towards us with some i.d card in his hand. He stared at the i.d card and then me, I be wan run.
Ugochukwu don evacuate sef, he grabbed my shirt and raised me up.

Body-builder: where you wan run go?

Story Oga Landlord Episode 58

The two bodyguards with me pulled their guns and pointed at the angry gorilla staring daggers at me.

Bodyguard1: put him down now!!

Bodyguard2: we be state security, we go shoot you. No question pull out an i.d and show him

I come look down discover say my feet don travel up commot from the surface, lwkmd. This nigga gat no joy at all, he put me down naso I turn Americana.

Me: who the fu-ck are you!?

Body-builder: na me you dey ask my heart jump you go knack my wife!!

Me: what is this motherfu_cker yapping about?

Body-builder: na me you dey blow America for, no be you get this voter’s card?

Me: awwnn.. What the fu-ck! this ain’t me, damn!!.. it must be my goddam! twin bro, hand it to me anyways, am gonna give the kiddo.

Body-builder: where your twin dey?

Me: I just told you am gonna send him his voter’s shit assho-le, that means he ain’t here.

Body-builder: oya collect I take the voter’s card from him deliver this message to am.

Me: what the fu-ck is that motherfu-cker?!

Naso I hear gboooooossssssaaaaaa!! I find myself floating in the air and I married the wall automatically, everywhere went blank. And I black out.

After some minutes I became subconscious again, I got up and look around me and saw the two bodyguards with Shantel and Ugochukwu, with some strange faces.

Me: what the fu-ck was that sound?

Ugochukwu: na the follow come madness with the slap?

My right cheek started peppering me immediately, I tried opening my mouth but pains shoot from my teeth and circulated all over my body.
Suddenly, my eyes became watery and tears started falling from my eyes.
Didn’t know when I started sobbing.

Ugochukwu: men don’t cry bro, America yo men. be a man.

Me: which man sobbing no repeat that thing oh! Man for that kind slap?

Ugochukwu: eyaaa! take heart.

Bodyguard1: sir, should we arrest him?

Me: arrest who?

Bodyguard2: the man that slapped you.

Me: why you no arrest the slap?

I left them there nursing my pains, I for don forget my room as Ugochukwu dey laugh me from behind.
I didn’t know I was holding my voter’ card till I saw Ishi sitting on the floor with his palms opened.

Me: Ishi, go baf make we commot here?

Ishi: I don baf finish na, I dey wait for ona getting up

The door opened laughing Ugochukwu stepped in with Shantel, with the two bodyguards.

Ugochukwu: yo men, yo men. Guy na America you been dey go but the mistake you make na to fly pass Nigeria, Nigeria women no get joy to thief children. laughing

Shantel: you need ice?

Me: for?

Shantel: your slapped cheek.

Me: no remind me again, bro make we make move.

Ugochukwu: this mission dey dangerous, make Shantel no follow us.

Me: one of the bodyguard go carry her go house with the other car.

Ishi followed the two bodyguards and Shantel to get their things while Ugochukwu fell on the bed laughing hysterically.

Ugochukwu: na another person wife toto go kill you, I swear.

Me: I smile how you take know?

Ugochukwu: you be my gee na, the way the babe dey eye you, I know say her puna no go escape.

Me: that guy fit kill person because of that babe oh, the slap send me to where I go see my papa.

Ugochukwu: na the same slap the guy slap me when you run leave me na.

The door opened, Shantel stepped in with the bodyguards and Ishi, Ishi held his bags with the two bodyguards.

Me: wetin be your name?

Bodyguard1: Michael.

Me: carry her home with your car.

Ugochukwu: why you choose the one wey no get muscles?

Me: em small but mighty, em go do the job well.

Ugochukwu opened his arms and Shantel hugged him, I commot my eyes.

Ugochukwu: I go miss you sugar pum pum.

Shantel: me too.

Me: em don do, dey go.

I teared them away and Ugochukwu chuckled while Shantel giggled, she went with Michael while our four got ready to move.
I picked up my bag and gave to Ugochukwu, took the bag of money and we headed out of the guest house.

We came out and didn’t see the other car again, we went inside the car and drove out of the guest house.
We drove to the meeting hall and saw two soldiers parading the gate with guns, Madam Stella na action woman.

One of them walked to us and bent at the driver seat.

Soldier: who ona dey fine?

The other body-guard called his name or said something, all these their force code and we were granted access.
We entered the compound and saw soldiers everywhere, the type wey don go Sambisa forest come back. Them nodey smile at all.

I came down from the car and Ugochukwu did, with Ishi and the bodyguard.

Ugochukwu: who wan challenge?!

Me: nobody oh!

Ishi: wetin we dey do for here?

TBC…