Story Oga Landlord Episode 75
OGA LANDLORD 21+
Subtitle: Fu_ck Fakers.
Slowly slowly I opened my eyes and adjusted my sight as my eyes got used to the daylight.
I moved my head side ways and saw a man’s legs be side me. A gun on his right hand a bag on the other hand, I think the bag that was used in covering us.
I looked around the environment and I saw trees with grasses. We were surrounded by four gun men, I tried moving my hands and legs but they were unable to move.
I lowered my sight and I saw my hands roped together, I looked at my legs and it was also tied.
I moved my head backward and my head hit strong skull, the pains shoot from my ogor to my brain.
Ugochukwu’s voice: aaahhhh! Guy wetin be your own?
Me: na you dey there.
Ugochukwu’s voice: umh.. umh.. na my ghost, move your head small small. Them tie us together.
Me: your head strong oh! I try rubbing that place, no way
Ugochukwu’s voice: you get bad luck oh! I no know why I even follow you.
Me: where we dey?
Ugochukwu’s voice: ask our gun friend na.
I looked up the sky and the trees joint together was preventing the sun to roast us alive, I started hearing distance foot-falls on dried leaves.
A tree branch was shifted and a man stepped forward, beaming with three more armed men following from behind.
Me: this handsome man again! you just dey show your ugly face for my life like MTN.
Okoye: good job boys.
Ugochukwu’s voice: whispering na my chairman be that.
Me: na him na.
Ugochukwu’s voice: whispering tell am say I talk hi.
Me: why you dey whisper, increase your voice volume.. I no be your messenger.
Okoye: how ona dey enjoy ona new home?
Me: this old man, why you nodey accept defeat.
Okoye: laughing hahaha! you be still small pikin, I wonder how you take defeat a whole chairman of my level for party primaries.
Me: the society don tire for old men, just join the retirees biko.. I hiss
One of the busy body holding gun stepped forward and landed a very hot slap on my face, towasshhii!
Me: aaahhh! Thou blood of Je…su…s
Gun man1: na my chairman you dey para anyhow for?
Gun man2: leave am, the manchi body never tell am where em dey.
Okoye: I for don waste ona two, your friend still dey alive?
Ugochukwu: whispering I dey sleep, make ona leave me out of ona battle.
Me: waste us na, I don ready to die.
Ugochukwu: whispering guy, talk for yourself only abeg.
Okoye: boys make sure say them dey alive, I want make them witness the day them go swear me in.
Voices: no wam Chairmo, them be small matter, we go tidy am for you.
Okoye: welcome to your new home, after the general election ona fit lie down for bed.
I for pick stone, stone am for that em bald head wey dey shine like follow come mirror. That slap really shift my teeth, make that guy no ever try mastur*bation or all the skin around em di-ck go just peel finish.
Ugochukwu: whispering em don go?
Me: you no know?
Ugochukwu: raise his voice I for ask you! no be the other side I dey face.
We kept quiet when the gun men started talking with themselves with low voice, two amongst the gun men left the others.
My stomach started making rumbling sounds, the worms in my stomach started tormenting me.
Ugochukwu’s voice: hungry dey catch you.
Me: yes na.
Ugochukwu’s voice: me too.
Me: I shout I wan eat!
Ugochukwu’s voice: I wan chop!! shouting
Me: I scream I wan eat!!
Ugochukwu’s voice: screaming louder I wan chop.
One of the gun men pointed a gun at us.
Gunman2: make ona shut up! Or I go just shoot ona.
We kept quiet as the man with gun and his burnt face with triangular tribal marks due to fifty-five years criminal activity went back to his gang.
After two minutes I started again.
Me: I scream louder I wan chop!!
Ugochukwu’s voice: shouting I wan eat!!
Two gun shot was released ‘gboor gboor’
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